Foiled Again

A little loo lady update...today I attempted to foil Their insidious plans and go to the bathroom at an irregular time (the time being *all* that was irregular, at least for today).
So there I was, settling in, reading a scanned Batman comic from 1993 that I somehow happened upon through perfectly legitimate means, when...

KnockKnock.
Was that what I think it was?
KnockKnock.
No. It couldn't be!
"Somebady Hier?"

Yes, a full two hours early, the Lurker was at the threshold.
So I finished up quickly.
I swear, They're watching me.