Monday, August 08, 2005

Microstory Monday

The Day After My Heart Attack

Nobody talked to me at work today, which is fine. I'm used to people not knowing I exist. But now I come home at the end of the day, and there's a body in my bed. A dead body.
And he's wearing my special tiger pajamas.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn. Just when this blog was getting good. I would have talked to you, only I'm still squeamish about the fish-eyeball thing.

Sorry to hear about your heart-attack. Any chance you might just be dreaming? Or that some high-tech beings didn't just create a super-facsimilie of your likeness, down to the special jammies? (It would be cruel on their part... but maybe they'd just want to do it to gauge your reaction).

--Mike

1:51 PM  
Blogger Dean said...

Hmmm...maybe I should start doing the micro stories in third person, instead of first. I've had people wonder how I got goat's blood out of my pants, too.

2:47 PM  

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