Stuff that bugs me for no good reason

• Wearing your glasses on the top of your head (unless you are developmentally disabled)
  
• "It's All Good"
  
• Anklets
  
• Anything hanging on your belt that isn't alive (pagers, phones, dead monkeys, etc.)
  
• Toe Rings
  
• "Experts"
  
• Carbs (No, not "Carbohydrates." I love those.)
  
• Wine
  
• Parties
  
• "LOL"
  
• Manga
  
• Mouth Breathing
  
• Cutesy/Trendy/Slang names that do not shorten or otherwise ease verbal reference (i.e. "Mickey D's")
  
• Cutesy/Trendy/Slang names.
  
• The apostrophe
  
• The telephone
  
• Tattoos not on the skull, fingertips, or soles of the feet.
  
• Body piercing (yes, earlobes, that means you, too)
  
• Two or more people talking at once
  
• Using "text" as a verb
  

Oh yes, the list could go on, but the natural disgust one feels (or should feel) regarding public catharsis has flared up, and I must slink away.