Potty Snacks
Okay, so I was washing my hands in the company bathroom today and a guy comes in with a sandwich. I watched him in the mirror as he walked past me and the sinks, carrying his plastic Blimpie bag right into a stall.
This weirds me out. I didn't really have an excuse to sit there and listen (even if, heaven forbid, I actually wanted to), so I don't know if he actually started eating the thing.
But still. Bizarre.
There's even a little quasi-sanitary shelf by the sinks where I think such "oh-I-probably-shouldn't-take-this-into-the-poo-chamber" items are meant to be placed, but he didn't make use of it.
To me, this either means
a) he didn't trust me not to steal his sandwich while he did his business, or
b) he actually wanted to eat the thing on the pot.
At any rate, now that the trail has been blazed, I can feel much more comfortable bringing chocolate bars into the stall with me. I've been wanting to leave little chocolate finger smears on the walls and handles for others to discover in horror for weeks now, but just didn't think it was appropriate.
This weirds me out. I didn't really have an excuse to sit there and listen (even if, heaven forbid, I actually wanted to), so I don't know if he actually started eating the thing.
But still. Bizarre.
There's even a little quasi-sanitary shelf by the sinks where I think such "oh-I-probably-shouldn't-take-this-into-the-poo-chamber" items are meant to be placed, but he didn't make use of it.
To me, this either means
a) he didn't trust me not to steal his sandwich while he did his business, or
b) he actually wanted to eat the thing on the pot.
At any rate, now that the trail has been blazed, I can feel much more comfortable bringing chocolate bars into the stall with me. I've been wanting to leave little chocolate finger smears on the walls and handles for others to discover in horror for weeks now, but just didn't think it was appropriate.
posted by Dean at 9/27/2005 11:03:00 AM
2 Comments:
I can't believe noone has commented on this one yet! It is my favorite, it caused me to recommend your blog to all my friends. The funniest part is that we've all been in the perdicerment of what to do with our food when needing to go to the "potty"
Thanks for the humorous almost too close to home insites.
i thought it was funny, too. i recommended this blog to my best friend and she loves it.
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