The Last One, I Promise: Part Four

A Dearth of Clocks

I think my last two entries were too long (and I have an obscene amount of meetings at work today), so I'll keep this one short.

There are no clocks, alarm or otherwise, in the hotels in Great Britain.

Why this might be is anyone's guess.

For once, I don't think it has anything to do with the Swiss. It's time to stop blaming the Swiss and their ridiculous haircuts for everything.

I'm betting it's actually some kind of Nazi plot. It usually is.

Stupid Nazis.